In a swanky office in Madrid:
Ad Guy 1: We face an amazing challenge. Nobody in the history of the world has ever been asked to get people to give away their money for free! Are we up to the challenge?
Ad Guy 2: What are we asking them to give it to?
Ad Guy 1: Let's see ... it's the Red Cross ... whatever.
Ad Guy 2: How about reminding people that the Red Cross helps a lot of people during disasters of all kinds, and that they rely on the donations of ordinary people.
Ad Guy 1: [snicker] Like that would make anyone give away their money. C'mon dude, we have to invent the wheel here. Like open up a high-end pseudo-bookstore in a mall, so people can walk in and hand us money.
Ad Guy 2: I see -- the store will be full of books about the amazing things that happen when people give to the Red Cross ...
Ad Guy 1: Mr. Literal! Blank books! For this thing to be cool, it's gotta be symbolic.
Ad Guy 2: Symbolic of ...
Ad Guy 1: Symbolic of the state of incompletion that exists until someone hands over some dough!
Ad Guy 2: How will people know that blank pages mean that?
Ad Guy 1: [sigh] I guess we'll put bookmarks in the books that spell it out for the weak-minded.
Ad Guy 2: And that will make people give?
Ad Guy 1: Just to make sure, we'll display large photos of abstract images like tree roots and people's feet. Our work is finished here. Happy hour!
I'm thinking a conversation very much like this happened a few months ago at Leo Burnett Madrid (Warning: This website is almost completely unreadable, and not because it's largely in Spanish.)
I have a theory for why ad agencies do such insanely bad work for nonprofits: It's because the people involved don't give to charity. To them, the very idea of people voluntarily handing over money is utterly mysterious. So they tie themselves in creative knots because the whole thing simply doesn't make sense to them.
A literally, straightforward presentation of need? No way that would work they think. Our only chance at getting the message through is analogy, symbolism, and metaphor. It doesn't hurt that awards juries love the indirect approach.
To be fair, a high percentage of commercial advertising, which these people presumably do understand, makes the same obtuse error. Could be that they aren't singling out nonprofits for their stupidity.
Check out the Madrid retail fundraising project here. It's scary.
Thanks to AdRants for the tip.
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