Help me sell new book on fundraising

I could use your help marketing my new book, The Fundraiser's Guide to Irresistible Communications: Real-World, Field-Tested Strategies for Raising More Money.

I'm looking for a marketing tagline: A succinct, powerful, persuasive sentence that will help people decide this book is something they need -- that this book will help them meaningfully and immediately improve their fundraising, and that it's easy to read, practical, and based on experience. (In fact, it is all those things. Not everyone knows that yet.)

Here are some tagline choices. Please vote for your favorite. If you have a different suggestion, leave it as a comment.

Which tagline do you think works best?
	Fundraising that works.
	Catnip for donors.
	Fundraising as if donors mattered.
	True-to-life experience from a grizzled fundraising veteran.
	Fundraising for the real world.
	Just like my blog, but with fewer typos.
	You may be shocked, but you'll raise more money.
	Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres.
	The Weak-Fundraising Terminator.
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Thanks for your help!

The Fundraiser's Guide to Irresistible Communications is available at Amazon, Amazon.co.uk, or from the publisher (best bet if you need multiple copies)